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Created on 2006-06-15 17:37:03 (#10459498), last updated 2009-11-28
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Basic Info| Name: | Plumpy Plumpenstein |
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| Birthdate: | 1983-08-27 |
Bio"Until now heaven has not ordained that I love, and to think that I shall love of my own accord is to think the impossible." - from Don Quixote.
I'm an ugly narcissist living here and there in Asia, and existing in a messy container box with about 30 pounds of flab cat. I put on a ruse of being an artist of sorts when really I'm just as ordinary as everyone else. Also all claims to manliness are false. I have somehow become a kindergarten teacher, but it's a good foot hold into the future of spinsterdom.
I can't spell, but regardless, want to go to grad school. If I manage to attend grad school in Japan, the mad-spelling errors, might not matter so much. I'm a pessimist by nature, make fun of everything I actually like, and am much more negative sounding than I ever am intentionally trying to be. So if I'm calling you names, I probably really think you're pretty cool. I'm a former coffee-wench turned chocolate-wench, and am proud of my past.
I aspire to write disturbing horror novels that make your mind foam white, while teaching English to liberal-hick high-school students and making them read wonderful novels like, "Yellow raft on blue water," and "Secret Life of Bees." Both of which are quite obviously not scary at all. Unless you have a phobia of water. Or bees.
Failing that, I want to become a successful blouse-ripper romance writer for the gothic or bored reader. All for the irony. I can picture it now, "My dear, I can see your ankle! It makes me feel all...you know. Can I hold your hand?" You know, the real "edgy" stuff. Hand-holding. ANKLES! My god, these modern kids!?
My pass time is whining and not doing what I should be doing unless I find it to be a veritable use of my time. Homework and scholarly ventures into academics usually do not count as veritable, so I'm usually found reading comic books and fantasy/sci-fi novels. In my head is a constant loop of daydream, so don't be fooled by the drool.
Things I insist you to partake of, as though you were a hungry, homosexual vampire, chasing after scholarly nubile girls: ...China Mieville, lolcats!, postsecret.com,
I'm an ugly narcissist living here and there in Asia, and existing in a messy container box with about 30 pounds of flab cat. I put on a ruse of being an artist of sorts when really I'm just as ordinary as everyone else. Also all claims to manliness are false. I have somehow become a kindergarten teacher, but it's a good foot hold into the future of spinsterdom.
I can't spell, but regardless, want to go to grad school. If I manage to attend grad school in Japan, the mad-spelling errors, might not matter so much. I'm a pessimist by nature, make fun of everything I actually like, and am much more negative sounding than I ever am intentionally trying to be. So if I'm calling you names, I probably really think you're pretty cool. I'm a former coffee-wench turned chocolate-wench, and am proud of my past.
I aspire to write disturbing horror novels that make your mind foam white, while teaching English to liberal-hick high-school students and making them read wonderful novels like, "Yellow raft on blue water," and "Secret Life of Bees." Both of which are quite obviously not scary at all. Unless you have a phobia of water. Or bees.
Failing that, I want to become a successful blouse-ripper romance writer for the gothic or bored reader. All for the irony. I can picture it now, "My dear, I can see your ankle! It makes me feel all...you know. Can I hold your hand?" You know, the real "edgy" stuff. Hand-holding. ANKLES! My god, these modern kids!?
My pass time is whining and not doing what I should be doing unless I find it to be a veritable use of my time. Homework and scholarly ventures into academics usually do not count as veritable, so I'm usually found reading comic books and fantasy/sci-fi novels. In my head is a constant loop of daydream, so don't be fooled by the drool.
Things I insist you to partake of, as though you were a hungry, homosexual vampire, chasing after scholarly nubile girls: ...China Mieville, lolcats!, postsecret.com,
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